Oh sure, bring up the other bit she was trying not to fit into the puzzle and failing utterly at because she was too damned clever for her own good. "That's Nana. She's my dog. This is Fandom Island."

I don't have a son. How am I supposed to tell a son I don't have where his father, who ALSO doesn't have a son, is?

"Your father's name is...?" Like she couldn't guess.