Availability of the Not-Mine

Lainey spaketh: "My modem just died completely and the nearest Comcast business center doesn't open till Monday."

Aside from "RARRRRRR," I addeth that therefore pings will likely be slow to non-existent for mouthy_merc, inneedofcoffee, hotmugofstfu, 3patchproblem, and hoorayimrich. (And Merlin and Vimes, but they don't already have posts up.)